Hi ya, I'm Chris! I grew up renting movies from the Video Magic, dreaming of working at a movie theater, and falling in love with the weird glow of forgotten movies. Static Ritual is my love letter to all of that. This site is for the weirdos who taped over weddings with cartoons, for kids who memorized the anti-piracy warning, people who lived at the theater, and for anyone who still has their Blockbuster card.